What I want to do with this series of articles is to do an episode by episode examination of the technology that Batman encounters, either from villains or other people, and see how he’d realistically incorporate those technologies into his suit or regular arsenal instead of never seeing/using them again. And I get why he doesn’t; “so the show can happen” and “still be true to his character and stories”. But that’s boring and doesn’t have overarching plot development. So I guess call this a suppositional fan-fiction maybe? I don’t know.

Anyway, I’m going to start writing the first article immediately after posting this.

My plan is thus: Go through the top 1,000 YouTube channels, find the ones that make the most sense to my capabilities, then go through all their videos that go over 1,000,000 views and try to make my own versions of them in homage to the originals. With full credit of course.

I also want to put some of my original work on there.

Cast:

Wolf Messing: Based on the real life mentalist and psychic of the same name, in our story experimented on by the Russians using psychotronic and radionic devices to vastly amplify his powers. Because of frequent brain surgeries, they’ve elected to use electrolysis (Invented by Dr Charles Michel in 1875 to treat ingrown eyelashes) to permanently remove all the hair on his head. These surgeries have also damaged his spinal cord leaving him a paraplegic.

Ape: A successful result of breeding an ape-human hybrid in the Soviet labs, he possesses all the power of a gorilla and feral instincts of a gorilla, but the mind of a brilliant human.

Medoyed: The prototype for many different “super soldier” experiments the Soviets undertook. Gold thread implanted in the brain to remove his sense of pain, the bones in his arms and legs replaced with titanium, surgical titanium reinforcement of the rest of his skeleton, secondary and tertiary organ transplants to enhance survivability, implanted extra endocrine glands for extra hormones (estrogen to survive catastrophic blood loss, testosterone to enhance healing and long term strength, adrenaline for strength). For fun a sick doctor cut his arms off below the elbow to replace them with pretty advanced prosthetics equipped with retractable bayonets.

Reichsadler: Air ace subjected to grafting of metallic anchors for wingsuit, jumpjet/rocket pack, and copter pack.